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Cow Economics

Cow Economics

Enjoy Reading…….But try to find the LOGIC

1. Eco. Hrushikesh Dash

“U have a fat white Dog. But U think it’s a Cow. U feed it, take medical help, apply medicine until it gives Milk. Finally U recognize it as a Dog and tie it at the door.”

2. Eco. Rabinarayan Sahu

“U have a cow. Another person is very poor and don’t have a cow. U donate it.”

3. Eco. Paltasingh PSK

“U have a black cat. With your boring long arguments and 3^rd class examples try to convince people that u have a Black cow.”

4. Eco. Sanjib Sahu

“U have nothing. Bring white Liquid. Argue that, as Milk is white and this liquid is white, So this liquid is Milk. ”

5. Eco. Ramakanta Dash

“U have a cow, but u don’t know how to milk it. Put a complain to Milk Union that, others are milking their cows more than required. ”

6. Eco. Partha S Mishra

“U have a healthy and producing cow, u sleep. Let someone Milk It & do business for U.”

7. Eco.Sambit Padhi

“Although U have 5 or 6 cows, none of them is eligible to give milk. One of them is little eligible but unfortunately U can’t Milk it because u consider only that cow as ur Mother.”

8. Eco.Biswanath Barik

“U have a cow, u milk it and want that others should give u milk from their cows. If not, quarrel with them.”

9. Eco.Priyabrata Samantray

“U have a cow, But you help your neighbour to milk, although he has a Dog.”

10.Eco.Pritam Sahu

“U have a cow which is not giving sufficient milk. Just hide yourself near others’ windows or doors and listen what is the procedure & technique to get more Milk from a cow. ”

11. Eco.Arun Biswal

“U have a cow and instead of its good health it is not giving satisfactory result. Just comment on your neighbour’s cow that giving sufficient milk is not enough, but it should be of good quality.”

12. Eco. Avinash Vidyasagar R

“U know that the cow is not yours & can’t be Urs ever. Still u feed it, take care of it, get emotionally attached to it. When the Original owner takes it and milks, U cry and scold the cow.”

13. Eco. Lilamaya Thakur

“U have a cow, Milk it so slowly that u sell ur mil

k once in 3 days. Maintain ur register in such a handwriting that no one can ever have an idea of ur income .”

14. Eco. Parthasarathi Sahu

“U bought an Animal considering as cow, then u did not find from where to milk it. After some days u left it showing the reason that, “one of my relatives did not like the Cow.””

15. Eco. Satyabrata Rana

“U neither have a cow, nor you know how to milk a cow. Still with a cool appearance u give advice to others how to milk a cow and how to take care of it”

16. Eco. Kirtinath Sahu

“Currently U don’t have a cow, but be the Mess Secretary and buy a cow at the end of the month.”

17. Eco. Zatishankar Behera

“U have a very ill Cow, it Doesn’t give sufficient
milk. Hold a Milk kettle and ask others to Give u milk. Put that Milk in ur Cow and
Milk the cow again.”

18. Eco. Biren Bhuyan

“U don’t have a cow, and it is not confirm that u ever had a cow. But with your bluff and acting make people believe that you have a cow in your Village. ”

19.Eco. Amiruddin Ahmed

“U don’t have a cow, but by saying loudly u force people to believe that u have cows in Dubai, Pakistan, Arab, Kuwait, Afghanistan…etc”

20. Eco. Jogesh Das

“U only know what all you have, whether cow or goat or dog. But you don’t care about them, Because U don’t like Milk.”

21.Eco. Rajesh Mahapatra

“U have a good Cow. Ur cow looks similar to an other cow. So, U milk any of the two cows and ur Business goes on. One day people came to know that U had no cows.”

22. Eco. Jayadev Dora

“U have an unhealthy cow, but make one of its organs very attractive and decorative, so that people will think u have the best and most efficient cow.”

23. Eco. Santosh Das

“Nobody knows how efficient your cow is, But at the end of the year you have the Maximum Milk Production according to the official data. ”

24. Eco. Indranila Nayak

“U have a cow which gives too little Milk. But you say people that “I intentionally don’t milk my cow much, unless it will produce the maximum Milk in the World.””

25. Eco. Pramit Rath

“U don’t have a cow neither u ever had. But will say people that “I had a cow which used to give 100 litres of milk everyday, It killed many cow

s in it’s neighbouring farm, It was a cow in the night and turned out to be a Bull in the day, Many museums asked me to sell that cow to them, But I denied as a Saint in Himalaya Mountain blessed me that Cow.””

26. Eco. Ramarao Patra

“U Don’t have a cow, neither u can take care of a cow. Unfortunately one day U got a cow. U milk it in such a way and so many times a day that the very next day, the cow is absent in the cattle shed.”

27. Eco. Sumeet Pattnaik

“Everybody knows U don’t have a cow. You steal milk in the night from other Cows and sell in the morning. When asked about the milk give explanation that “my cow comes in the night and gives milk and goes back in the morning””

28. Eco. Simanchala Padhy

“Observing maximum cases that cows are white and give a white liquid, referred as Milk. So u keep a dark yellow animal and expect that, it can give a liquid accordingly, which u can refer as Whisky. If it doesn’t happen…….Scold innocent people”

29. Eco.Manas Ranjan Mishra

“U know a very little about cows, their milking procedure & how to take care of it etc. etc. But voluntarily explain and give guidelines especially to girls regarding cows and other related issues. ” If asked by Boys say them,“ the complete instruction is in a CD-ROM, Buy it from NATARAJ PHOTO STUDIO.”

30. Eco. Niranjan Barik

“U have a cow, everyday worship and ask the cow politely whether u should milk her or not, wait for the answer, Silence is considered as No…So Don’t milk her”

31. Eco. Binod Panda

“U only have a cow in the whole Village. Sell the Milk to people in High price in emergency. Keep a face as if ur business is running in loss. But ma

ke trips to Vizag, Simanchalam or Vijaynagaram regularly.”

32. Eco.Rajendra Panigrahy

“U have a strong desire to drink milk. U go to the neighbour’s house to bring milk although the neighbour has neither cow nor deals with Milk Business.”

33. Eco. Ashok Panda

“U have a cow & u think every Bull is mad about ur cow and everyone is jealous of it.”

34. Eco. Prem K Bhatra

“U have a cow and get surprised everytime it gives milk”

35. Eco. Subhransu Das

“U have a cow, force it to lift Dumbbells and Bull press so that it will be a bodybuilder cow & produce maximum Milk. ”

36. Eco. Mrutyunjay Satpathy

“U don’t have a cow, but comment that “now a days the farm cows’ milk is not as good as earlier days.””

37. Eco. Subhransu Baral

“U don’t have any cow. But you Help others and Give Ideas how to Buy a cow. Even turn out to be a mediator between the Cow and the Customer. At the mean time cancel the deal.”

38. Eco. Sanjay Patel

“U have a cow, U celebrate & give treats to girls

every time it gives Milk or shakes it’s head or shakes it’s tail or it eats grass or drinks rice-water etc etc. If questioned by the Boys, just answer “It was my B’day treat, which was pending””

39. Eco. Syama S Sahu

“U have a Cow Farm, U go there once in 6 Mo

nths, Don’t know what’s going on t

here, who is milking them and who is selling them. But U have friends in the Milk Union, who are helping u to become a successful Milk Man.”

40. Eco. Debasish Mahakur (by one of the Authors)

“U don’t have a cow, neither u r interested in keeping a cow and take its responsibilities. When wished to drink Milk, Go to the local Dairy, Drink

Milk and Come. When people ask, say “the girl sitting in the Ladies Corner beside the Local dairy is very sexy and due to her I am not keeping any cow.””

41. Eco. Suneel Panda (by one of the Authors)

“You don’t have a cow...rather you have a goat. One morning you gather all other's cows and crack a deadly joke in front of them. All the cows start laughing … Laughing and laughing. At last they all die. Now you are the only "Milk Man" in the market.”

DECLARATION:- All Mentioned Lines are only for fun purpose, The Authors have no personal Intentions to hurt anyone’s emotions.

With Friendly Regards

Er. Suneel Panda

Er. Debasish Mahakur

E-mail hai ya Forwarded mail

Song: E mail hai ya forwarded mail Hai 

          (In Rhyme with “Chehra hai ya chand khila hai”)

Film:  Netuser

Lyrics : Suneel Panda

Ho,

E mail hai ya,forwarded mail hai,

Ya phir kuchh spam hai kya…

Mailbox Check karne waley

Ek mail dene main jata Hai Kya...                     (1)

Tu Kya Jaane e-mail ke Khaatir 

Kitna Hai Betaab Ye Dil ,

Tu Kya Jaane refresh kar  raha Hai 

Kitne baar inbox ko Ye Dil. 

Dil Kehta Hai Tu Hai online Toh,

Ek do line chat ho Jaaye…….

Chat ka Dariya behte behte,

Orkut main do char scrap bhi ho Jaaye.

Maine e-mail tujhko hai bheja,

Reply dene main problem Hai Kya…. 

Mailbox Check karne waley

Ek mail dene main jata Hai Kya...                   (2)

Aaj Main Din bhar offline Sahi 

Aur Tu net se disconnected Sahi 

Tujhse chat  Nahin kar paaun To,

Khair Tera E-mail Sahi..... 

Ye Armaan Hain spam Nahin Ho

Na junk mails  Ke Mele Hon 

Is Inbox  Mein forward mail Nahin Ho 

Sirf tera hi e-mails Hon 

Tere E-mail dhoond  Raha Hoon 

Aur Mera Ab Kaam Hai Kya 

Mailbox check karne waley 

Ek mail dene main jata Hai Kya...                (3)

Hope U like this Composition

Thanking u

Ing.SUNEEL PANDA

Great people ..Great Lines

Some of the Great Lines ...

Great People from SCITM

(2001-05)

1. I will start morning jogging and will join a Gym.- Hrishikesh Dash
2. Arey bhai, se group re kebala jane mo bhauni, samaste nuhanti- Sambit Padhi
3. Engineering pare mora ta saha aau contacts nahin- Partha S Mishra
4. East Coast Railway ra Headquarter sina BBSR, but sabu kama Jatni re heucchi.- Palta Singh
5. Boys’ Hostel matter jhia mane mate kahinki pacharucchanti, mate jama bhala laguni.- Pritam Sahu
6. Toh pakhare jaha sabu Games acchi, mate e Floppy re Copy kariki Delu.- Zati S Behera
7. Humey Cigarette aur Sharab nahin piina chahiye.- Khuchu Sahu
8. I am receiving “Her” calls as incoming is free,Unless I don’t want to Hurt Khuchu.-Leela M Thakur
9. Hamare bich weisa kuchh nahin hai.-Rajeev Jain
10. Yaar, ish baar main Serious hoon.-Avinash V Sagar
11. Outside Berhampur matey Job karibaku bhala laguni .-Sushant Dash
12. One Year heigala Mu taku Bhetini.- Manas Mishra
13. Mu taku Only help karucchi.- Rabinarayana Sahu
14. Bhai, 100 tanka acchi jadi deitha,Mu evening re ATM ru ani return karidebi.- Sumeet Pattnaik
15. Matey Resume send kara, Job Nischaya heba.- Indranila Nayak
16. Ei call center Job chhadiki CCNA karibi.- Jayadev Dora
17. Matey Mo Domain ra Job darakar.- Subhransu Baral
18. Khi khi khi khi….baya helu kibey..Mu aau Love.?- Ramarao Patro
19. Mu aau se gandagola bhitare pashibaku chahuni bey.- Pramit Rath
20. Contract and paperworks heijaicchi, Next year Eid Dubai re.- Amiruddin Ahmed
21. Sethire kan acchi,frequency match kale Mobile bi remote ra kama kariba.- Sanjeeb Sahu
22. IAS pain hardwork darakar,Mo preparation 100% nathila. Next year Appear karibi- Ramakant Dash
23. Etaku Emiti kaley hebani,Just Semiti try karey.-Satya Rana
24. Abey sabu question repeat heicchi.- Biren Bhuiyan
25. Khali Mark anile kan heba, Knowledge thiba darakar.- Arun Biswala
26. Se toki ta Mo pachhare padicchi bey.-Ashok Panda
27. Ame jemiti labour kari Engineering clear karichhu, samaste semiti kariba darakar.-Anup Sarangi
28. Company Brand ru kan miliba, matey kama darakar.-Shyama S Sahu
29. Ye Subject Course of Study main hai, yaniki iska future main kuchh to Use hoga.-Rajesh Mahapatra
30. Jadi mora bhul heicchi, mate punishment miliba Darakar.-Niranjan Barik
31. Diploma re ame eta padhithilu.- Sanjay patel
32. Gote rati basile guru, course of study finish.- Subhransu Das
33. Eta Ki dhanda hai, gute semester 3 month re sarigala.- Prem K Bhatra
34. Mu kali tumaku kan kan sabu kahideli, please mind karibani.- Simanchala Padhy
35. Abey, se jhia mate test karucchi.- Gupteswara Nanda
36. English Sir samastanka attitude study karucchanti.- Santosh Das
37. Tahari khushi pain Mu Sunabeda jaucchi, mora ethire kicchi labha nahin.- Biswa Dandapat
38. IT stream ru passout hei kicchi labha helani.- Asish Mohanty
39. Job hele hela, nahele gharaku jai chasha kama karibi.- Jogesh Das
40. Abey,Semane hele Semiliguda Local,Mu sethi semananku Marithile..semane Hostel re pashi samastanku marithantey.Tenu mu kahaku marili nahin.- Biswanth Barik
41. Roomate hisabare Mu just Bishu ku Support karucchi.- Priyabrata Samantray
42. Printout re mate kicchi profit nahin,only Ink and paper pain Mu paisa neucchi.- Binod Panda
43. Mu House rent deba pain Mausinka pakhaku jaithili.- Rajendra Panda
44. Iye ta nije private college ru asicchi, amaku kana padheiba..?- Mrutyunjaya Satpathy
45. Hettt,,,Bizzar lagilani..Job chhadi debi.- Debasish Mahakur

Attention:-These Lines are only for Fun purpose. The Author did not mean to hurt anybody’s emotions.

Suneel Panda

SCITM 2001-05

A memorable Long Drive

Everything going right untill the waiter (somu's cave) asked to move as it was too late to keep the restaurant open.The steps headed towards the parking area.I am yet to decide whether it was a slip of the tongue of Debasish or Intentional proposal to go Konark at 11:00 pm.

TVS apache started moving on NH 5 towards Puri road.
Everything was going well except the rout.Suddenly I saw the reflecting milestone written calcutta *** kilometers.At that time only we realized that we were on wrong track.Again we made a diversion towards the City .This time it was Ok .Driving was very pleasant on the NH 203.In addition to this tea breaks & some other breaks were also taken frequently.

We again found ourselves wrong,when we forgot to take the left turn towards Konark from Pipli.So, forcefully we went towards Puri.finally at 2.10 am we reached Puri without any mistake.

Now, it was the biggest question, what to do in Puri at this hour of the night.Without any hesitation,Apache run towards sea shore.First time I saw the Puri sea beach so lonely.Few beach hotel occupants,few cops,and may be some few like us were part of the crowd.Finally we decided to witness the sunrise at the shore of Chandrabhaga.The poor Apache again run towards Chandrabhaga at 3.40 am.

It was too early to reach Chandrabhaga for sunrise.After having a tea refreshment it seemed that Mr. perfect driver is tired.So, without any delay he searched a bench and lost in another world.It was my duty to guard him as there were 2 wallets,1 bike key and 1 Digital camera.We two tourists were never aware of the sunrise time through out our lives.So,this experience made us wait for the sunrise at Chandrabhaga from 4.45 am in Winter.

Thanks to a hotel which prepares breakfast at 5.00 am.Then both set our mind that we will witness the Sunrise now.But time went,no sign of sunrise.Even we consulted some other viewers whether was there any problem that day.There were too much light but only sun was missing.Finally after a long wait sun came out.Both were happy to see it as mission achieved.Intensity of light increased and seashore climate was pleasant.So, enjoyed a lot.

Now mission was to Konark.
Konark was like that what we observed some 2-3 years back.There were many options to enter inside the temple campus,but we spent 40/- to enter inside.
The time spent inside the temple were excellent due to availabilty of some good cute faces around us.The biggest trajedy was the low strngth of camera battery.We both observed that it is possible to get used batteries from shops of Chandrabhaga . Then the time came to say goodbye to Konark.






It was a restless journey,so there were no other plans in both minds than to return to Bhubaneswar as soon as possible.Apache again started running towards Bhubaneswar.
But again one idea came to mind to meet Amiruddin ,our engineering
friend and have some breakfast with him.
So,Amiruddin was called over phone and requested to
receive us from Pipli. Amiruddin and me were very happy
to meet each other,erasing a misunderstanding which continued for more than 4 years during the engineering career and more. Breakfast with sweets of Nimapara at Amiruddin's residence was fantastic.Thanks to Amiruddin for his excellent hospitality.
Again the journey continued towards Bhubaneswar and both finished our 13 hour tourist experience at 12.00 noon next day.Nowhere to go, other than Bed.

This 13 hours became one of the most sweet memories of our lives.Personally for me,it was one of the most interesting and exciting part of my India trip.I recommend all to have this type of sudden plans in life to explore the charm of life.This trip was only made possible by Debasish.He is always there to join you whenever you require him.

GERMANY POLITICAL 2020

GERMANY Political Map 2020.
The much awaited political map of Germany in 2020 was published recently from the SUNEEL PRESS.(beta version)
Various departments and organizations are working on different aspects of this project.The chief of the press Er.Suneel has assured to meet the deadlines by 2018 with all necessary official documents.Most Probably by the end of Nov 2019 patent rights and overseas printing rights will be achieved.
Er.suneel has personally thanked his team members working in different zones in India.Few to mention,
Er.Debasish ; East zone Bhubaneswar
Er.Hrishikesh,Er.Palta,Er.Bali,Er.Partha,Er.Bikash,Er.Asish; North Zone Delhi
Er.Rajiv,Er.Khuchu,Er.Lila ; South Zone Bangalore
Er.Manas,Er.Zati,Er.Rajesh ;west Zone Mumbai/Pune

once the project is ready,we can live our deshi life here in the central europe.

1st Movie from Orissa for OSCAR 2008

History created, The much awaited Indian Movie from orissa has hit the international box office before it can create the wave of sensation in it's home land.
Debutant producer-director-actor suneel came with an extra ordinary story from western orissa.
Three times consecutive Oscar best male actor award winner Debasish delivered his best and quite sure to make it 4th time in a row.
The story line is yet another one from Hrishikesh and blended with perfect music from Bali.
This movie is going to break all the existing records of Indian cinema.