Cow Economics
Enjoy Reading…….But try to find the LOGIC
1. Eco. Hrushikesh Dash
“U have a fat white Dog. But U think it’s a Cow. U feed it, take medical help, apply medicine until it gives Milk. Finally U recognize it as a Dog and tie it at the door.”
2. Eco. Rabinarayan Sahu
“U have a cow. Another person is very poor and don’t have a cow. U donate it.”
3. Eco. Paltasingh PSK
“U have a black cat. With your boring long arguments and 3rd class examples try to convince people that u have a Black cow.”
4. Eco. Sanjib Sahu
“U have nothing. Bring white Liquid. Argue that, as Milk is white and this liquid is white, So this liquid is Milk. ”
5. Eco. Ramakanta Dash
“U have a cow, but u don’t know how to milk it. Put a complain to Milk Union that, others are milking their cows more than required. ”
6. Eco. Partha S Mishra
“U have a healthy and producing cow, u sleep. Let someone Milk It & do business for U.”
7. Eco.Sambit Padhi
“Although U have 5 or 6 cows, none of them is eligible to give milk. One of them is little eligible but unfortunately U can’t Milk it because u consider only that cow as
8. Eco.Biswanath Barik
“U have a cow, u milk it and want that others should give u milk from their cows. If not, quarrel with them.”
9. Eco.Priyabrata Samantray
“U have a cow, But you help your neighbour to milk, although he has a Dog.”
10.Eco.Pritam Sahu
“U have a cow which is not giving sufficient milk. Just hide yourself near others’ windows or doors and listen what is the procedure & technique to get more Milk from a cow. ”
11. Eco.Arun Biswal
“U have a cow and instead of its good health it is not giving satisfactory result. Just comment on your neighbour’s cow that giving sufficient milk is not enough, but it should be of good quality.”
12. Eco. Avinash Vidyasagar R
“U know that the cow is not yours & can’t be Urs ever. Still u feed it, take care of it, get emotionally attached to it. When the Original owner takes it and milks, U cry and scold the cow.”
13. Eco. Lilamaya Thakur
“U have a cow, Milk it so slowly that u sell
k once in 3 days. Maintain
14. Eco. Parthasarathi Sahu
“U bought an Animal considering as cow, then u did not find from where to milk it. After some days u left it showing the reason that, “one of my relatives did not like the Cow.””
15. Eco. Satyabrata Rana
“U neither have a cow, nor you know how to milk a cow. Still with a cool appearance u give advice to others how to milk a cow and how to take care of it”
16. Eco. Kirtinath Sahu
“Currently U don’t have a cow, but be the Mess Secretary and buy a cow at the end of the month.”
17. Eco. Zatishankar Behera
“U have a very ill Cow, it Doesn’t give sufficient
milk. Hold a Milk kettle and ask others to Give u milk. Put that Milk in
Milk the cow again.”
18. Eco. Biren Bhuyan
“U don’t have a cow, and it is not confirm that u ever had a cow. But with your bluff and acting make people believe that you have a cow in your Village. ”
19.Eco. Amiruddin Ahmed
“U don’t have a cow, but by saying loudly u force people to believe that u have cows in
20. Eco. Jogesh Das
“U only know what all you have, whether cow or goat or dog. But you don’t care about them, Because U don’t like Milk.”
21.Eco. Rajesh Mahapatra
“U have a good Cow.
22. Eco. Jayadev Dora
“U have an unhealthy cow, but make one of its organs very attractive and decorative, so that people will think u have the best and most efficient cow.”
23. Eco. Santosh Das
“Nobody knows how efficient your cow is, But at the end of the year you have the Maximum Milk Production according to the official data. ”
24. Eco. Indranila Nayak
“U have a cow which gives too little Milk. But you say people that “I intentionally don’t milk my cow much, unless it will produce the maximum Milk in the World.””
25. Eco. Pramit Rath
“U don’t have a cow neither u ever had. But will say people that “I had a cow which used to give 100 litres of milk everyday, It killed many cow
s in it’s neighbouring farm, It was a cow in the night and turned out to be a Bull in the day, Many museums asked me to sell that cow to them, But I denied as a Saint in Himalaya Mountain blessed me that Cow.””
26. Eco. Ramarao Patra
“U Don’t have a cow, neither u can take care of a cow. Unfortunately one day U got a cow. U milk it in such a way and so many times a day that the very next day, the cow is absent in the cattle shed.”
“Everybody knows U don’t have a cow. You steal milk in the night from other Cows and sell in the morning. When asked about the milk give explanation that “my cow comes in the night and gives milk and goes back in the morning””
“Observing maximum cases that cows are white and give a white liquid, referred as Milk. So u keep a dark yellow animal and expect that, it can give a liquid accordingly, which u can refer as Whisky. If it doesn’t happen…….Scold innocent people”
29. Eco.Manas Ranjan Mishra
“U know a very little about cows, their milking procedure & how to take care of it etc. etc. But voluntarily explain and give guidelines especially to girls regarding cows and other related issues. ” If asked by Boys say them,“ the complete instruction is in a CD-ROM, Buy it from NATARAJ PHOTO STUDIO.”
30. Eco. Niranjan Barik
“U have a cow, everyday worship and ask the cow politely whether u should milk her or not, wait for the answer, Silence is considered as No…So Don’t milk her”
31. Eco. Binod Panda
“U only have a cow in the whole Village. Sell the Milk to people in High price in emergency. Keep a face as if
ke trips to Vizag, Simanchalam or Vijaynagaram regularly.”
32. Eco.Rajendra Panigrahy
“U have a strong desire to drink milk. U go to the neighbour’s house to bring milk although the neighbour has neither cow nor deals with Milk Business.”
33. Eco. Ashok Panda
“U have a cow & u think every Bull is mad about
34. Eco. Prem K Bhatra
“U have a cow and get surprised everytime it gives milk”
35. Eco. Subhransu Das
“U have a cow, force it to lift Dumbbells and Bull press so that it will be a bodybuilder cow & produce maximum Milk. ”
36. Eco. Mrutyunjay Satpathy
“U don’t have a cow, but comment that “now a days the farm cows’ milk is not as good as earlier days.””
37. Eco. Subhransu Baral
“U don’t have any cow. But you Help others and Give Ideas how to Buy a cow. Even turn out to be a mediator between the Cow and the Customer. At the mean time cancel the deal.”
38. Eco. Sanjay Patel
“U have a cow, U celebrate & give treats to girls
every time it gives Milk or shakes it’s head or shakes it’s tail or it eats grass or drinks rice-water etc etc. If questioned by the Boys, just answer “It was my B’day treat, which was pending””
39. Eco. Syama S Sahu
“U have a Cow Farm, U go there once in 6 Mo
nths, Don’t know what’s going on t
here, who is milking them and who is selling them. But U have friends in the Milk Union, who are helping u to become a successful
40. Eco. Debasish Mahakur (by one of the Authors)
“U don’t have a cow, neither u r interested in keeping a cow and take its responsibilities. When wished to drink Milk, Go to the local Dairy, Drink
Milk and Come. When people ask, say “the girl sitting in the Ladies Corner beside the Local dairy is very sexy and due to her I am not keeping any cow.””
41. Eco. Suneel Panda (by one of the Authors)
“You don’t have a cow...rather you have a goat. One morning you gather all other's cows and crack a deadly joke in front of them. All the cows start laughing … Laughing and laughing. At last they all die. Now you are the only "Milk Man" in the market.”
DECLARATION:- All Mentioned Lines are only for fun purpose, The Authors have no
With Friendly Regards
Er. Suneel Panda
Er. Debasish Mahakur
No comments:
Post a Comment